小護士   Little Nurse

詞曲:阿信 
Music and Lyrics by Ashin

The doctor has just left, just closed the door,
and now the whole ward is like a party
She walks in, radiant like an angle,
each lecher trying not to fantasize about her

Little nurse, you make us healthy again
But too healthy and we’re afraid you’ll leave our sides

I feel the contradiction, I really want, I really want, I really want to be injured again for you

The doctor says, a cure is not as good as prevention, 
but after she came, nobody believed in prevention anymore
She loves drinking beer but tells you to be careful of your liver, 
she’s very soft-hearted, but tells you to be strong and firm

Little nurse, I want to say to you, But can’t say to you,
Even if there’s no problem still come by and check on me

I feel the contradiction, I really seem, I really seem, I really seem to be beyond cure

Little nurse, you make us healthy again
But too healthy and we’re afraid you’ll leave our sides
Little nurse, I want to say to you, But can’t say to you,
Even if there’s no problem still come by and check on me

People full of affection, they line up on the streets, complaining about how their heads hurt, well my heart is also burning

醫生剛走 剛剛把門關上 
整個病房 突然
party一樣
她走進來 像天使放光芒 
各位色狼 不要對她幻想


小護士啊 你讓我們健康
但太健康 又怕你離開身旁

矛盾的我 我好想 我好想 我好想 再為你受點傷

醫生都說 治療不如預防 
自從她來 沒人想要預防

愛喝酒的 她叫你小心肝 
心太軟的 她說你要堅強


小護士啊 好像想對我講
又不能講 沒事就常來逛逛

矛盾的我 我好像 我好像 我好像 已經病入膏肓

小護士啊 你讓我們健康
但太健康 又怕你離開身旁
小護士啊 好像想對我講
又不能講 沒事就常來逛逛

多情的人 隊伍排到街上 他頭髮痛 我的心也好燙

 Language: Mandarin
Copyright 2004 by Rock Records
Translated by M. Oyen 

Note: this song is based on a popular joke in Taipei.  It goes like this: a man was hospitalized for liver problems, but he managed to sneak a bottle of alcohol into his room.  One night he was drinking, and a nurse came around to make her rounds.  She found the man with his drink, and started to scold him.  The man answered: “Hey, Baby, you finally came.  I’ve been waiting for you so long!"