Mayday’s NFL Show, part 3

August 19th, 2010

Mayday’s favorite football team, the New England Patriots, are on tonight (preseason, of course). So in honor of the occasion, I finally formatted this post of more Mayday NFL episodes. I don’t think I realized how many there were still to go! Well, now that it’s football season again – and less depressing than last year, because I get to watch it this year – I’ll finish watching the episodes. I first watched these a while ago, but I recall these three had me in tears, I was laughing so hard.

Episode 7 (12/31/09 – okay, did *anyone* watch this live? Even if you were home and watching tv, sodagreen and the Superband were on the Jiangsu Satellite Network New Year’s special):

  • Today we’re talking about cheerleading.
  • What, boys can’t be cheerleaders? Boo, hiss. I was really hoping to see Ashin wield some pom-poms.
  • I think this is the most I’ve ever heard Ding Dang say at once.
  • By about halfway through the episode, they look like they’re standing in some random yard. Can you imagine looking out the window one morning to see six Patriots cheerleaders, the mascot, and a Taiwanese band standing in your driveway?
  • Darn, I was hoping Guanyou and Monster were going to lift Masa.
  • What’s all this about a tie? What a cop out.
  • Haha, Guanyou missed his punt. But Ashin’s kick really should have been scored as 0.004.
  • Way to go, Stone! Definitely the all-around best at the sport so far.
  • Episode 8 (1/7/10):

  • Yay! NFL history day!
  • Okay, is it just me, or does the montage of Princeton scenes seem like the opening of a Korean soap opera?
  • Wait, today’s test is about being a student athlete? Okay, I’m going to be brutally honest here: I was a student tutor for the athletes at my college. Granted, I did not go to Princeton, but there is some room to question the notion that the only kids who play in college are the ones who study successfully. And we all know about how well certain members of Mayday study….
  • The lesson in articles – “THE Superbowl” – is hilarious.
  • Really, Ashin? The black anti-glare makeup makes football players look like American Indians? Well, maybe the Redskins and Chiefs, anyway.
  • Hahaha…. “Imagine you’re talking to a bunch of five-year-olds…” Oh, that was a bit harsh. But to be honest, his original description would be hard to follow if you a.) don’t know anything about football and b.) don’t really speak fluent English.
  • Is that “Mission Impossible” playing in the background? For throwing a football ten years into a big net?
  • Episode 9 (1/14/10):

  • Great advances are being made in person-to-person US-Chinese relations while tailgating before a Patriots game.
  • Oh dear: Mayday learns Beer Pong.
  • This family they kicked out of their site must be wondering what on earth is going on here.
  • ‘Course, for me, football food is pizza and potato chips, not burgers. But then, I don’t do a lot of tailgating these days.
  • Is that just plain hamburger they’re forming into patties? No onions or spices? I don’t know why I’m feeling critical – I haven’t voluntarily eaten hamburger since I was 18 (I’m more the veggieburger type) – but that looks a little bland to me.
  • Is Masa back there flirting with those girls? *coughjailbaitcough*
  • Hah! Masa and Monster don’t know it, but they seem to be making a Jucy Lucy. Classic Minnesota boys, very good. I’ll make you into Vikings fans yet.
  • Stone looks very natural with his barbecue. Ashin’s doing the public service warning against drinking while grilling.
  • Does the last line on the hamburger scorecard really say “would not feed to my dog?”
  • Can I just say, these episodes are so random – and so rarely about actually how to play football – that they seem made for Mayday. Who knows if the boys are still trying to follow it, but if so, they should be happy – the Patriots are ahead now at the end of the 3rd quarter.

    Ashin’s Guide to Music for Running

    August 18th, 2010

    [Ashin has a newish (August 12) blog entry on a subject very close to my heart: music for jogging and running. As a result, I had to translate, but I could not help having a lot of editorial comments - always identified by the brackets - and I'm adding some of my own favorites on the end. :D ]

    In so many things we bring music along to keep us company, so no matter how hard they get, they can still be pleasurable.

    A long, solitary road trip, an endless wait, because of what’s collected in the mp3 player, is transformed from being dry and dull to being a marvelous journey.

    Jogging, with the addition of your favorite music naturally becomes twice as enjoyable!

    I’ll share with everyone my “Running Playlist,” version 1.0:

    “Welcome to the Jungle,” Guns ‘n’ Roses [amusingly, Ashin misses the plural on the end]
    My high school idols, that fierce sounding voice was instantly popular with us “soon-to-be adults.” In this song there’s a rarely seen shift from slow to fast tempo, it’s well-suited for warming up and and accelerating.

    [This is a great running song, I agree, though it starts out so fast I can't quite see it for the very start of a run! Two notes. First of all, look how young Axl Rose looks in that video! Amazing. Second of all, Ashin would have been what, 12 when this song was released? 11? I know, because i was 9. 'Course, that same year was the formal end to Marital Law in Taiwan; this makes me wonder if the song only got there when the boys were in high school, or if that's just when he discovered it.]

    “Who Am I, Who Am I, Who Am I (我是誰我是誰我是誰),” Magic Power
    Magic Power’s songs often have a very steady beat, driving one step in front of the other, very well suited to listening to while jogging. Everyone is occasionally seized by a sense of listlessness; jogging is not only a physical activity, but also kind of therapeutic. I’m just me; when I’m feeling lonely and useless, I can take myself jogging and push all my troubles to the back of my head.

    [Preach it! I've always run much more for stress relief than physical health. When I was finishing up my dissertation in grad school, I'd get my best ideas out jogging; for about six months there, I never went without a pen to scribble ideas down on my hand. Of course, that was summer in DC; by the time I'd get home, I'd have sweat them all away!]

    “Get Out,” Magic Power
    Another MP song, just like “Who Am I, Who Am I, Who Am I” (that song title is so long!), the song “Get Out” is really inspiring when you’re getting tired and short of breath.

    [I don't know Magic Power at all - no opinion one way or the other, as I confess looking up these links was the first time I've listened to any of their songs. I'm always a little skeptical of a band with a designated DJ - it's just not my kind of music usually. But if they've got good songs for running, perhaps I should give them a try. I did not fail to notice, of course, the heavy emphasis on B'in Music artists on this list, though....]

    “Jump – Remix by Stone,” Mayday
    Listening to one of our own songs while running seems weird, I’m always a little worried that I’ll be out on the road and start singing along. But Stone’s remix fills me with energy.

    “To Be With You,”
    Mr. Big

    In high school, this band was the idol of everyone in a band, every musician’s skill honed to perfection. As it turns out, an incredible band can get huge fame starting from a single, simple love song, ha.

    [I don't think there was anyone at my school who was not obsessed with this song. We all thought it was so romantic and poetic, especially "waiting on a line of greens and blues...."]

    “Daddy, Brother, Lover, Little Boy,” Mr. Big
    Another of Mr. Big’s famous songs. These days, following my mi Coach day and night, I think a lot of people will find the mi Coach to be just as close as your “Daddy, Brother, Lover, Little Boy.”

    “SHERO,” S.H.E
    Because of producing responsibilities, a mid-production version of this song has always been with me. What makes it different from your version is that mine has S.H.E singing an a cappella version of [erm] “Beethoven’s Fifth” at the beginning.

    [Did S.H.E have a song called, "命運交響曲"? Are there, um, lyrics to this? Now, as much as it kills me to confess this, I can sort of see the chorus of "SHERO" being good to run to, at least for people unlike me who do not feel compelled to pull their own hair out every time S.H.E starts singing. For me, the song might interfere with my pacing.]

    “My Adidas,” Run DMC
    Don’t be skeptical; a heavyweight American music group really did once write a song called “My Adidas.” And it’s absolutely not any kind of advertising song – it was because in African American society, having a pair of Adidas shoes was apparently like having wealth to flaunt and collect, hah.

    [Of course, Ashin does not mention that the song was originally released in 1986. On a somewhat related note, I often wish I could get Ashin to come and audit my general history courses. I just sort of think he could use a better grounding in such things, if his lyrics are any indication.]

    “Night Cat (夜貓),” Della Ding

    When I first heard 831 band member Uplee’s demo for this song I liked it right away – I’ve always liked music that combined rock + dance music elements. This song’s dance moves are really interesting; next time Show Luo “pays his respects to a queen of dance” he could add this dance. :)

    [Hahaha... I *love* Snarky!Ashin. So much fun. And at least he recognizes that this song was just Ding Dang channeling Jolin....]

    “Let’s Break Up (分手吧),” Della Dang
    Another one having to do with producing; I have three production versions of this song on my Walkman. Uplee took charge of the arrangement – it starts as an acoustic guitar ballad, then suddenly turns into rock at the chorus. The bridge is particularly unusual; every time I hear it I smile as I run.

    [That's all well and good, but my running playlist has the original A-yue version of this song, and I admit I do prefer it. Though this song does raise the question: did B'in Music buy up all of A-yue's back catalog for Della to cover??]


    “Love Foolosophy,”
    Jamiroquai

    This band’s music has a kind of lasting charm no matter when you hear it. Disco+Funk style, combined with wearing my [Adidas] “Clima Cool [cool breeze]” shoes, makes each step like a bursting cool breeze.

    “Cosmic Girl,” Jamiroquai
    Another Jamiroquai song; I have to wonder whether this band’s drummer might also be wearing “cool breeze” shoes while hitting the bass drum?

    [Wow, Ashin gets his funk on. This begs the question: does he by any chance have a little ABBA in there to run to?]

    Okay then, next time I have a chance I’ll share more with everyone.

    If you have any running advice of your own, you’re welcome to stop by and leave a message. I’ll also share my experiences with you! :)

    http://www.runyourselfbetter.com

    Mayday’s 5K Challenge is underway!

    ***

    Okay, that’s the end of Ashin’s playlist, but here are a few of my own favorites for running:

    “City (城市),” sodagreen

    In spite of the fact that they never seem to play it in concert, this is one of my favorite sodagreen songs, and one I like no matter what the occasion. As it happens, though, this is also an awesome warm-up song. Start with stretches, getting out the door, maybe walking a bit to get going, and then by the second verse, start the jog. By the time it swells near the end, you’re running.

    “A Petal of Freedom,” Glay
    This song maintains a decent beat all along, has a few tidbits of English that are nice for those of us with no Japanese and therefore no real sense of what the song is about, and in a couple places the music swells to a climax that makes me want to run faster and – if at all possible – embrace the air. It’s hard to describe, but it just makes me feel happy. Must be all that “Don’t Worry” business – I mentioned earlier that I run to relieve stress, and this song really helps.

    “Back to Black,” Amy Winehouse
    This is a good early-to-mid run pacing song. Nice beat, not too fast, fun to listen to.

    “OK,” A-yue

    When I’m running, the rule is: if it’s A-yue, I want to hear it. :P

    “Prince Noodles (王子麵),” Kid & Dream (i.e. Mayday’s Monster and Ashin + Stephanie Sun)
    I switch up the Mayday songs on my playlist pretty frequently, and I admit for running I lean more old-school: “Motor Rock,” “Chu Chu Chu” (even with its annoying slow-down on the bridge), “People Life, Ocean Wild,” etc. But this song seems to stay on the list no matter how much I move around the others.


    “Lover, You Should Have Come Over,” Jeff Buckley

    Another song which, despite the frequently meloncholy tone of the lyrics, just makes me almost perversely happy with the swelling of the music. It’s an odd choice for exercise, I imagine, but I love the lyrics and the feel of it so I’m always glad to have it come on.

    “I’m Not Jay Chou (我不是周杰倫),” Totem Band

    Another good pacing song, and I do love the touch of cowboy-oriented snark as they mumble the lyrics. :)

    “Them (他們),” P.K.14
    Another great pacing song with a good beat. Admittedly, the switch up at the chorus can throw you off a bit, but I run around a lot of corners so they never seem to faze me.

    “Loved Wrongly (愛錯),” Leehom Wang
    This is my running uphill song. Seriously. The good beat doesn’t really kick in until over a minute in, but it always gives me a push when I’m at a “heartbreak hill” (i.e. something steep and near the end of a run). It might be that I’m picturing all the sweaty shirtless boxing in the video, but hey, whatever motivates you, right?

    “Mama Told Me Not to Come,” Three Dog Night
    Near the end of a run, this is a great song for keeping momentum. Actually, I’ll run to just about anything Three Dog Night, with “Let Me Serenade You” scoring high as another favorite.

    “Bad Romance,” Lady Gaga
    Admittedly, this is the only Lady Gaga song I know. I’m a little behind on the English Top 40 at the moment, but this is a GREAT song for the end of a run. I always look for it on my iPod shuffle for the last half mile, when you want to speed up and finally sprint in.

    Anyway, here’s hoping Ashin posts some more of his running suggestions! I’m always on the lookout for good songs for the playlist.

    Radio silent

    August 16th, 2010

    I’m not dead, just moving cross country. But the internet guy comes tomorrow, most of the boxes are cleared away, and there’s a lot of Mandopop news. For example, Mayday debuted a new song called “OAOA” at the Taichung concert. Now, for the time being, my internet comes to me via my local coffee shop, so I haven’t heard it yet. I do admit that I didn’t much care for either “DNA” or “Audacity” from this concert tour, so I’m apprehensive. But what if it’s great?

    Meanwhile, Ashin was a special guest at a Show Luo concert, and called his dancing to the song “Dancing Diva” (which is a Jolin song, right?) “really girly.” Given Show’s recent concert wardrobe, though, it’s hard to know if that’s a compliment, a criticism, or just an observation. Speculation is on that Jolin will join Show at his concert in Chengdu, which might make the song seem less girly or just the right amount of girlishness.

    Guanyou is skating a fine line in the meantime, on the one hand being the model to promote his wife’s clothing line “Drumming Fan,” but on the other hand, suggesting that he pose with a topless model. Who is apparently not his wife. As it turned out, though, Guanyou channeled Ashin through the photo shoot and got all awkward and embarrassed about it. (Though it is just me, or is there a double entendre in the last paragraph of that article? Maybe it just translates badly… or I’m just taking it places it shouldn’t be going!)

    Beyond the big Taichung 3D filming concert extravaganza, Mayday was also out with some big names – 1976, 13 Band, Won Fu, Tizzy Bac, Cosmos People, etc. for a 6 hour show at the Taipei stadium. It sounds like a blast; I’ve only read promotions for it, though, so I’ll have to see if there was news about anything fun happening at the show itself. (Side note: have flip-flops always been “人字拖”? Weren’t they just “拖鞋” until they became this ridiculously huge international phenomenon in stylish footwear and not just cheap slipper-like things to cover the soles of ones feet? I’m just remembering that eight years ago I couldn’t go into the Chiang Kai-shek memorial building in Taipei because I was wearing disrespectful flip-flops, and now I’m curious if that has changed with the terminology.)

    Anywho, that’s the quick and dirty, and once I’m back online for real, I’ll be updating again from Eastern Standard Time.

    New from sodagreen: “Once in a Lifetime”

    August 3rd, 2010

    sodagreen might be dealing with some personnel issues while A-gong is off being militarily inclined, but that hasn’t stopped them from producing new songs.

    The band will release it’s second live CD and concert DVD this month, showing off the 2009 concert tour in all its glory. If you missed seeing them, I think it’s worth watching the DVD just because Qingfeng’s on-stage charisma is a force to be reckoned with. The CD set will contain two new songs and a Mandarin version of “No Sleep”

    Can we just pause for a moment and think quietly to ourselves about how awesome it is that sodagreen’s last two albums (Spring and Summer) are available for download in the US-based Amazon.com store?

    …(we’re ignoring that they write the band name as “Soda Green”)…

    And we’re back. One of the new songs, “Once in a Lifetime (十年一刻)” already has a music video out. (The other new song, “Laughing World (笑鬧人間)” can be heard in live form on YouTube as well.)

    For the “Once in a Lifetime” video, the band (which is clearly short someone who did not get furlough for filming) featured the art of world class airbrush artist Li Xi-jian. Li is one of the last of his generation doing this kind of art in Taiwan, and he willingly agreed to not only paint his signature clouds and sky for the video, but to do so in the video. He mentioned that there are so few young people in Taiwan taking up the trade that he tried to get his son to follow in his footsteps, even offering to send him to Russia for training. (Erm, is Russia famous for airbrushed art?) But alas, his son has no interest. I daresay that computer design has killed more than one such skill.

    Anyway, enjoy the video. The CD/DVD set will be out at the end of the month, and it’s already up for preorder on YesAsia. I have not yet seen news on what everyone is wondering about, that is when the Fall album will be out. That seems a little tricky with A-gong away to me, but then, I would not have guessed their Liverpool trip would be possible, so what do I know?

    [Note: So this is a new one. I wrote this two days ago and forgot to hit "post"!]

    A question that answers itself

    July 20th, 2010

    Do you ever think that the very elaborate, over-the-top costuming requirements of your average mainstream Mandopop concert have gone much, much too far?

    Show Luo as Marie Antoinette?

    [Show Luo, in one of the seven costumes that cost him more than NT$1 million (~ US$31,000)]

    Let’s Talk Leehom

    July 20th, 2010

    It’s been a while, yes? But there are things afoot in the World of all things Wang, and it is time to catch up.

    First of all, I’d just like to roll my eyes at the fact that Leehom has finally scheduled the Nanjing stop of the Music Man tour – two years after Shanghai and three months after I’ve moved away (the concert is September 17th). Now, is that really the way to treat a fan? (What do you mean it’s not all about me? Since when??)

    Now for the rest of the Leehom news. It all really falls into two categories: news about his new movie, and news about his new album.

    The movie is Leehom’s attempt at a Cowboy Jay-style Secret – in other words, it’s a movie he’s starring in, directing, and which he co-wrote. (I haven’t seen Secret; what with Initial D, Curse of the Golden Flower, and now, the Green Hornet coming, I’ve used up my allotment for watching Cowboy Jay brood on screen this decade.) The movie is Love in Disguise (戀愛通告), and it concerns a big star (played by Leehom) who’s had great success professionally but who still feels empty (any chance it’s a tad autobiographical?). One day his car hits a young music student (Liu Yifei, whom we know as the lead actress in the Mayday-related film, Love of May), who doesn’t check her injuries but simply plays the Guzheng (a traditional Chinese instrument), inciting his curiosity. Together with a friend, the star decides to infiltrate her music school to learn more about her, though the difficulties of juggling his life as a fake student and big star abound (okay, so that sounds vaguely Hannah Montanaish) (boy, that one episode I saw on a plane has really stayed with me). Now, if it is true to the romantic comedy genre, you can guess the rest, though predictability has never stopped me from liking such films, and the trailer makes it look campy and fun, like it really doesn’t take itself too seriously. On the other hand, Leehom’s wardrobe in the promotional pictures concerns me some.

    Now, speaking of bad wardrobe, Leehom had an autograph signing recently to promote his upcoming album. But look at what he was wearing:

    Weird flippy ribbons shirt

    Seriously, what is that shirt? Are these mock suspenders, or just decorations? If us regular folk were to paste a couple of ribbons on our shirts at just the shoulders and leave them flapping in the breeze, is that high fashion too, or would we just be looking unnecessarily fussy? And seriously, what is so wrong with just a plain t-shirt that Leehom always has to add ribbons or a skinny 80s boyband tie, or spangles of some kind? Sigh. At least with him it is not always the same shirt, over and over (unlike someone’s pants we know).

    Anyway, Leehom’s new album, Eighteen Forms of Martial Arts (十八般武藝) – that’s not an official English title yet – will be hitting the scene in early August. He has already released the first song, which needs an official English title if any song ever did. Essentially, it is, “Firewood, Rice, Oil, Salt, Soy Sauce, Vinegar, Tea (柴米油鹽醬醋茶),” which listed together (and in that order) is an idiom for the daily necessities of life. Leehom wrote the music, and Vivian Hsu the lyrics; Leehom has also clearly been bitten by the directing bug, as he also directed the video. (I’m told – and the YouTube comments suggest – that is bears more than a passing resemblance to the plot of the move Up, but like pretty much every other big movie in the last few years, I haven’t seen it, so I can’t say myself.)

    Leehom has noted the obvious similarities between his recent activities and that of the First Cowboy of Mandopop, but does not fear the comparison. Instead, he hopes to collaborate with Jay soon, and has invited him to attend his August movie premiere.

    Update: I forgot to mention the event that prompted the Leehom news search in the first place: I opened the Minneapolis Star Tribune last week and found a picture of him in it, chatting with Usher at the latter’s Beijing press conference. Leehom was the special guest at the show, and the two sang together (though if there is video of it anywhere, I haven’t found it.)

    Nothing New Under the Sun

    July 18th, 2010

    Mayday’s plan to create Asia’s first 3D concert film has encountered a setback. Japanese singer Ayumi Hamasaki has had her 2009 concert tour converted to 3D and it will be released across Japan next month. The massive spectacle was one of the more elaborate concert tours in Japanese music history, and the movie will feature aspects of the show itself (and it’s ridiculous – I mean, impressive – ten costume changes) along with backstage features.

    Well, how about being the first Chinese act to have a 3D concert film? The first male act in Asia? The first band?

    Speaking of 3D, the news came out a few months ago that Cowboy Jay’s foray into Hollywood would be delayed from the peak release time in December (around the holidays) to January so that they can make it into 3D. (Warning, Cowboy aficionados: that link is from a very, very funny Minnesota writer who is clearly unconvinced about Seth Rogen as the Green Hornet. As are we all, I daresay.) The trailer is out now, and I had two initial thoughts. The first is that I’ve already seen this movie – or, at least, every scene and joke in that trailer has been done before. And probably done better. The second is that love him or hate him, Jay probably needed to be dubbed. Kudos to the man for speaking English that well given how little he knew when he started – I say, give props where they are due – but that accent and role makes him a caricature of every kung fu fighting, wonky-English-speaking Asian character in American film history. If Gondry and Rogen were serious about having a new and creative approach, why not start there? The third thing (okay, I had three thoughts, not two. So sue me) is that although there is clearly a gag here about the sidekick being far more adept than the hero (gee, that’s never been done before), I want Britt Reid to be at least sorta capable and Kato to be at least old enough to actually know and have invented all this stuff. Which I’m not really getting from the trailer.

    Anyway. I’m sure I’ll see this movie (I see most comic-related movies eventually, though I might be the only person anywhere who hated The Dark Knight for being *too* dark), though I doubt I’ll bother with the 3D.

    Who in B’in Music could best take on Lady Gaga?

    July 14th, 2010

    There’s something so fun about the random English in Chinese news articles. This Mayday-related article references DNA, Lady Gaga, someone called “A John,” a live DVD, and that something’s OK. Trying to fill in the gaps without reading the rest could be a little like Mad Libs.

    In actuality, B’in Music artists Della Ding, Yen-j, Mayday and Rene Liu are all prepping for concerts. They’ve had joint photo shoots and rehearsals in preparation for the events beginning July 17, and of course the boys in Mayday are trying to get Della to call Rene “younger sister (師妹)” – something that’s terribly embarrassing for Della, as she might have entered the B’in Music family before Rene, but she’s definitely much newer to the music industry and should be the true “younger sister” in the relationship. Rene just finds it funny.

    Della (Ding Dang) leads the way with a performance that challenges Lady Gaga (who apparently does not have a well-known Chinese name), Beyonce and Rihanna’s dance music performances. She’s been secretly practicing all kinds of moves, working with professional dance instructors, and enduring every hardship for the sake of the performance. Um, Lady Gaga? I always thought that if someone in the B’in Music label were to take her on, it would have to be Ashin. It just seems so logical to me, even if he didn’t really have the craziest outfit for the “Masquerade” video. If I could design a Gaga-esque costume for Ashin, though, I think it would be composed entirely of dangling denim suspenders… hundreds of them, developed into some sort of free-form denim suit with lots of dangly bits.

    Yen-j has his own secret weapon: his coach is Masa. Masa likes his performances, and even had him over to watch DVDs of live performances of other famous artists to study up on how to be compelling on-stage. Perhaps the bassist is working up a little consulting business on the side for those gaps between albums and tours. Monster, meanwhile, has been teaching the US-raised Yen-j fun Taiwanese slang, thoroughly embarrassing the boy (or forcing him to act embarrassed; that’s a tough call).

    Here the boys are promoting the sold-out Taichung concert, alongside discussing their latest commercial for Mass Mutual Mercuries (or whatever the company is called in English). In the spot, they are dreaming big about what they want: Ashin a home, Stone a car, Monster a recording studio, Masa to travel the world, and Guanyou a new baby. These are, one imagines, the major things that people save for, though I’d suspect the Mayday boys are mostly doing pretty well on attaining them. The real problem, however, is getting me to focus on that article, and not on Ashin’s dangling denim suspenders in the pictures. Oh, that the man had never started designing….

    Speaking of advertising, Mayday has appeared in ten separate ads on either side of the Taiwan Strait just in the first half of this year along. But this article notes that of all the dreams in this latest ad, Monster’s is closest to the mark: the band has always invested part of its earnings back into the recording studio, typically by dividing earnings six ways (and leaving the sixth for the studio). Their long tenure in the studio that Rock Records helped them set up needs to come to an end at some point, if for no other reason than that Guanyou’s drumming is disturbing the neighbors.

    Finally, when not designing pants that make me crazy, Ashin continues to work on his StayReal line; they are to be topping off the big Shanghai Modern Art exhibit last month with an appearance at the Taipei Toy Festival; though listed in this article as “StatReal,” Ashin and No2Good designed a series of dolls for the occasion.

    Golden Melody Results

    June 27th, 2010

    I forgot to mention it before I left, but I’ve been out touring Vietnam and assorted other locations for the last week, and – gasp – did not bring my computer with me. I’m heading stateside tomorrow, and traveling still through July Fourth, but somewhere in there I should manage to get caught up with the news.

    In the meantime, let’s take a look at the results of the Golden Melody Awards this past Saturday night. Winner in each category is bolded.

    Song of the Year (最佳年度歌曲獎):

    “Riding a White Horse (身騎白馬),” Lala Shu《徐佳瑩 LALA創作專輯》[Lala Shu]
    “Come If You Dare (好膽你就來),” A-Mit 《A-MIT 阿密特 張惠妹意識專輯》[A-mei]
    “Singing in the Trees (在樹上唱歌),” Singing in the Trees《在樹上唱歌》[Claire Kuo]
    “Desperado (亡命之徒),” North Bound《北上列車》 [Superband]
    “Fish (魚),” Immortal《太陽》[Cheer Chen]

    Mandarin Album of the Year (最佳國語專輯獎):

    If You See Him (若你碰到他) [Tanya Chua]
    Hui Wei (回蔚) [Karen Mok - I can't find an English title, but the second character is part of her name, so like "returning to Karen"]
    Lala Shu (徐佳瑩 LALA創作專輯) [Lala Shu]
    A-MIT (A-MIT 阿密特 張惠妹意識專輯) [A-mei Chang]
    Immortal (太陽) [Cheer Chen]

    Best Music Video (最佳音樂錄影帶獎):

    “Master (主人),” Innocent《赤子innocent》 [Mavis Fan & 100%]
    “Daylight (日光),” Daylight of Spring 《春.日光》[sodagreen]
    “Eat What You See (看見什麼吃什麼),” Senses Around《感官 世界》[Yoga Lin]
    “Jimmy Baby (吉米寶貝),” Seven Days《七天》[Crowd Lu]
    “I Come to the Seaside (我行來海邊),” Celebrations of Our Incomparable Selves – 2009 Taiwan Original Music Awards Album《98年臺灣原創流行音樂大獎作品輯「風神之歌」》[沈懷一]
    “Come If You Dare (好膽你就來),” A-MIT 《A-MIT 阿密特 張惠妹意識專輯》[A-mei]
    “A Trouble Like This (這樣的一個麻煩), Fifth Floor Bliss《上五樓的快活》[Eason Chan]

    Best Composition (最佳作曲人獎):

    Tanya Chua (蔡健雅), “Parabola (拋物線),” If You See Him《若你碰到他》
    Shu Lala (徐佳瑩)、Su Tongda (蘇通達), “Riding a White Horse (身騎白馬),” Shu Lala《徐佳瑩 LALA創作專輯》[Shu Lala]
    Qingfeng Wu (吳青峯), “Lost It (掉了),” A-MIT《A-MIT 阿密特 張惠妹意識專輯》[A-mei]
    Chen Xiaoxia (陳小霞/), “Singing in the Trees (在樹上唱歌),” Singing in the Trees《在樹上唱歌》[Claire Kuo]
    Cheer Chen (陳綺貞), “Fish (魚),” Immortal《太陽》[Cheer Chen]

    Best Lyrics (最佳作詞人獎):

    Yao Ruolong (姚若龍), “Needle in my Heart (心裡有針),” Dreamers《愛作夢的人》[Ricky Hsiao]
    Lin Xi (林夕) “Getting Straight to the Point (開門見山),” A-MIT《A-MIT 阿密特 張惠妹意識專輯》
    Qingfeng Wu (吳青峯), “Lost It (掉了),” A-MIT《A-MIT 阿密特 張惠妹意識專輯》[A-mei Chang]
    Superband (縱貫線), “Desperado (亡命之徒),” North Bound《北上列車》[Superband]
    Cheer Chen (陳綺貞), “Fish (魚),” Immortal《太陽》[Cheer Chen]

    Best Arrangement (最佳編曲人獎 ):

    “Daylight (日光),” Daylight of Spring《春.日光》 [sodagreen]
    “Slippery Love Song (溜溜的情歌),” Hui Wei《回蔚》[Karen Mok]
    “A Tale of Two Chens (雙陳記),” A Tale of Two Chens《雙陳記》[Sandee Chan and Kimmy Chen]
    “Riding a White Horse (身騎白馬),” Shu Lala《徐佳瑩 LALA創作專輯》[Lala Shu]
    “Come If You Dare (好膽你就來),” A-MIT 《A-MIT 阿密特 張惠妹意識專輯》[A-mei]

    Best Album Production (最佳專輯製作人獎):

    Ricky Hsiao (蕭煌奇), Dreamers (愛作夢的人)
    Tanya Chua (蔡健雅), If You See Him (若你碰到他)
    Will Lin (林暐哲), Daylight of Spring (春.日光)
    Zhang Yadong (張亞東), Hui Wei (回蔚)
    Adizai (阿弟仔), A-MIT (A-MIT 阿密特 張惠妹意識專輯)
    Zhong Chenghu (鍾成虎), Immortal (太陽)
    Li Yunling (李昀陵)、Shi Jiahao (石家豪)、Yachun Asta Tzeng (曾雅君), Yachun Asta Tzeng (曾雅君)

    Best Production of a Single (最佳單曲製作人獎):

    “A Tale of Two Chens (雙陳記),” A Tale of Two Chens《雙陳記》[Sandee Chan and Kimmy Chen]
    “Riding a White Horse (身騎白馬),” Shu Lala《徐佳瑩 LALA創作專輯》[Lala Shu]
    “Master (主人),” Innocent《赤子innocent》 [Mavis Fan & 100%]
    “Mulan’s Passion (木蘭情),” Hua Mulan Original Motion Picture Soundrack《花木蘭電影原聲帶》[Stephanie Sun]
    “Not So Simple (沒那麼簡單),” Tiger Huang, Simple or Not?《黃小琥 簡單/不簡單》[Tiger Huang]

    Best Male Mandarin Artist (最佳國語男歌手獎):

    J.J. Lin (林俊傑), J.J. Lin 100 Days (JJ林俊傑 100天)
    David Tao (陶喆), Opus 69 (六九樂章)
    Eason Chan (陳奕迅), Fifth Floor Bliss (上五樓的快活)
    Khalil Fong (方大同), Timeless (可啦思刻)
    Jam Hsiao (蕭敬騰), Princess 王妃

    Best Female Mandarin Artist (最佳國語女歌手獎):

    Tanya Chua (蔡健雅), If You See Him (若你碰到他)
    Karen Mok (莫文蔚), Hui Wei (回蔚)
    A-mei Chang (張惠妹), A-MIT (A-MIT 阿密特 張惠妹意識專輯)
    Deserts Chang (張懸), City (城市)
    Tiger Huang (黃小琥), Simple or Not (黃小琥 簡單/不簡單)
    Cheer Chen (陳綺貞), Immortal (太陽)

    Best Band (最佳樂團獎):

    Kou Chou Ching (拷秋勤), Kou Chou Ching Presents: Unsung Heroes (拷秋勤Presents:無名英雄)
    Superband (縱貫線), North Bound (北上列車)
    sodagreen (蘇打綠), Summer/Fever (夏/狂熱)
    sodagreen (蘇打綠), Daylight of Spring (春.日光)
    Mavis Fan & 100% (范曉萱、100%樂團), Innocent (赤子)
    Totem Band (圖騰樂團), Shephard Boy (放羊的孩子)
    1976, Manic Pixie Dream Girl (不合時宜)

    Best Performing Group (最佳演唱組合獎):

    Katncandix2 (棉花糖), Fly Away (小飛行)
    Come On! Bay Bay! (來吧!焙焙!), Fearlessness and Tolerance (無所畏懼與寬容)
    DaXiMen (大囍門), DaXiMen X Album (大囍門X專輯)
    SUPER JUNIOR M, SUPER GIRL
    Power Station (動力火車), Moving On (繼續轉動)

    Best Newcomer (最佳新人獎)

    Shadya Lan (藍又時), Shadya Lan Secret First Album (藍又時 秘密 1號創作專輯)
    A Chord Hsieh (謝和弦), Nothing But A Chord (雖然很芭樂)
    Shu Lala (徐佳瑩), Lala Shu Self-composed Album (徐佳瑩 LALA創作專輯)
    Alisa Gao (高以愛), Alisa (Alisa高以愛)
    Soft Lipa Dan Bao (蛋堡), Soft Lipa presents: WINTER SWEET

    The Superband received a “judges award,” but they and sodagreen were pretty much shut out by the A-mei’s sweep. I dunno, because I have not heard AMIT, but looking at so many other strong albums, I have the same sense of doubt I always do when one artist sweeps like this. That wasn’t all there was in the industry, and it’s not even all that was good in the industry, so why not look beyond that one album and notice the rest of the field?

    As suspected, the double nomination for best band probably hurt sodagreen, but it’s hard to mind when the award goes to 1976. Manic Pixie Dream Girl – aside from being creatively titled – was an excellent album.

    No jail time for Guanyou

    June 15th, 2010

    So. Remember last summer when Mayday drummer Guanyou got caught up in an illegal operation to buy and sell stolen cars? His story was that it was all an accident, as the famously frugal father tried to get a good deal and didn’t look too closely at the source.

    Well, the good news is that the Taichung police believe him. They recently filed a lawsuit against the suspects operating the stolen car ring, including charges for forging documents to claim the cars were legitimate. Their interviews with Guanyou and his wife convinced them that the pair did not realize what was going on.

    In response to the news, Guanyou expressed his thankfulness for getting an opportunity to learn from the mistake: when a bargain sounds too good to be true, it probably is.