Well, it happened.

March 5th, 2010

Boy, this week the news has been all about things I’ve been long dreading that have come to pass. First it was A-gong entering the ROC army, and now… Ashin has finally written a song for S.H.E. You knew he would not be able to resist forever (…he was probably not actually trying to resist, of course, but in my head he was).

It’s not totally clear yet to me if he wrote the music and lyrics or just the lyrics, but he was definitely responsible for the song – and, as it turns out, the album – being called “Shero.” That’s as in, “She + hero.” Ashin says that he knows in English there are masculine terms for things like “hero” and “history,” so there should be feminine terms for them as well, like “shero” and “herstory.” Erm, except that there is a feminine form of hero in “heroine” and “history” comes from ancient Greek and has no more of a masculine connotation than “Hispanic.” (Except that I’ll bet you $20 there’s someone out there using “Herspanic” to make a feminist point.) He explained that he thinks the model of an independent women who chases after her dreams completely suits the way S.H.E. has rewritten history. Then, after checking a dictionary, he discovered that “shero” really is a word with two definitions: first, a woman who supports or fights for women’s rights – essentially, a feminist – and second, a female hero. Since you and I both know this is not actually a word, my guess is the “dictionary” he checked was the Urban Dictionary. Oh well, the pun on their name is fairly clever (and honestly, I’ve always suspected that Ashin has pretty feminist tendencies himself. I hope my impression is right… but I can’t remember ever having read anything sexist from him). But I’m just going on record now that I think “Shero” is cheesy.

[Side note: And now, out of the blue, my mind is singing a feminized version of "I Need a Hero." As in, "I need a shero... I'm holding on for a shero till the end of the night... well she's gotta be strong and she's gotta be fast and she's gotta be fresh from the fight...." *sigh*]

But actually, being pretty darn feminist myself, I can take a little cheese given the overall message the concept is trying to get across. In promoting the new album, S.H.E is trying to create a new wave of “queens” – ugh, I hate the term too, but stay with it a second – and these queens would adhere to the “three haves”: have courage, have money, and have a figure. No, wait, still – stay with it. It sounds much better once they explain. Have courage means to have the courage to love and to let go; have money means to work hard, have an independent life, and fulfill your own needs; and have a figure means to like your own body, and not to be unduly humble about your appearance, if you want to be revealing, be revealing. In short, girl power. (Generally, I’m not sure young women especially need much encouragement to dress more provocatively, but that could be me being 30-something and grumpy.) But they say whether you’re single or married, young or old, all women can be queens, and they can be their own “sheros.” Yeah, I’m still not on board with the terminology, but the concept is good, especially the part about economic independence and self-confidence.

The song premieres on the 8th, so we’ll have to wait until then to make the determination if the combination of Ashin’s influence and the feminist message overcome the fact that in the end, it’s still sung by S.H.E.

You’re in the army now!

March 2nd, 2010

Well, ladies and gentlemen, the day we have long expected is now upon us: sodagreen’s A-gong has been inducted into the ROC army.

He was ordered to report for duty on March 1, something which has been confirmed by the band’s manager. They say they fully encourage him fulfilling his duty, and note that a composer always benefits from new and diverse experiences as they make his creativity flourish. Will Lin agreed that military service is the experience that turns each Taiwanese boy into a man (tough luck there, Qingfeng) (hah! You know who else never served? Cowboy Jay. That explains so much….), and A-gong should enjoy the experience and learn from it. Because A-gong has a Master’s degree from the Taipei National University of the Arts, he won’t be in the standing army, but will instead complete his year of service in a musical group. (Sadly, just being sodagreen doesn’t seem to be service enough for the boys, which strikes me as an error in judgment. Surely the existence of sodagreen is good for morale on Taiwan!) When asked if the band would seek a temporary replacement for the keyboard/viola player, their manager quite rightly replied that no one can replace A-gong – he’s unique. So, by the way, is his dancing.

The band is on its Chinese New Year break right now, but they’ll soon get together to figure out what this news means for their plans to record the album Autumn, the latest installment in the Vivaldi Series already in the preparatory stages.

A-gong suffers from chronic headaches and sleep apnea, along with being severely myopic; the rest of the band teased him about his usefulness in the army. In January, he nearly fainted from the pain of his headaches and ended up in the hospital undergoing surgery (sounds like something sinus related, but I could be wrong). Fans wondered (hoped?) about whether his ailments could prevent him from serving in the army, but the doctors said that after a short period of rest and recuperation he’d be fine.

Presumably, we’ll have to repeat this news with A-fu, Jiakai, and Xiao Wei before long; I’m not sure what happened to the plan to try to have everyone serve together. The band received an extra-long break for the holiday this year in celebration of last year’s successes: 14 awards on those two albums, along with their concert tour. Qingfeng enjoyed part of his holiday in Japan, Jiakai went home to Xinchu to see his family, Xiao Wei had a rare opportunity to head home, but his father was away on a missions trip. In addition to his surgery, A-gong had a rare opportunity to meet his idol, pianist Lang Lang. A-fu and Xinyi apparently weren’t doing anything interesting and worth reporting.

Right before the break, the band went to Malaysia to accept assorted awards; when the connections between the instruments and the speakers stopped working right before their performance, Qingfeng did a bit of “No Sleep” a cappella. Jiakai celebrated his birthday on that trip, and fans there prepared a cake with the score of “Little Love Song” on it. Okay, the whole musical score on a cake? That’s impressive. Jiakai is engaged in more body building, by the way, so expect more shirtless moments (that’s all well and good, but I’m still convinced that Xiao Wei is the REAL band hunk) (again, sorry Qingfeng).

I *swear* I’m not gloating…

February 28th, 2010

… but did anyone other than Cowboy Jay himself fail to see this coming?

Actually, I suspect ratings will pick up as fans band together to help him save face, but on the surface, the idea of panda superheroes always struck me as a terrible idea.

If it’s any consolation to the man or his fans, I doubt Mayday’s NFL show on CCTV-5 had very good ratings. Of course, it was cheap, about American football, and airing at 11:30 pm on a school night.

“Fat Mum Rises”?

February 23rd, 2010

In January, some sort of “Golden Melody Awards Committee” – which is not, I believe, actually affiliated with Taiwan’s Golden Melody Awards – named their ten best Mandarin (and Cantonese, etc.) albums of 2009. I though this list was particularly worth sharing, largely because a full five of the albums on it were also on my list, and there’s usually not that much overlap.

Ten Outstanding Mandarin Albums (国语十大):
1. Wang Feng (汪峰) Belief Flies in the Wind (信仰在空中飘扬)
2. Zuoxiao Zuhou (左小祖咒), Big Deal (大事)

Right. So these two were obviously not on my list. I’ve at least heard of Wang Feng, though I never listen to him, but the second one had me stumped. I looked up his website, and look, he’s a Nanjinger! Like P.K.14, and me, in my heart of hearts. But the fact that I didn’t know either of these albums serves as a reminder that I’m neglecting mainland Chinese rock.

3. Cheer Chen (陈绮贞), Immortal (太阳)
4. sodagreen (苏打绿), Daylight of Spring (春·日光)

Kudos to them for being able to pick one of the two sodagreen releases from 2009; I suspect this one really is better – at the very least, the melodies are a lot more original than Fever – but I rarely listen to it on its own.

5. Eason Chan (陈奕迅), 5/F Blissful (上五楼的快活)

I keep saying that I’m going to give Eason Chan a try. Then I don’t.

6. Tanya Chua (蔡健雅), If You See Him (若你碰到他)
7. David Tao (陶喆), Opus 69 (69乐章)
8. Icy (曹方), Hum a Song as the Sun Sets (哼一首歌 等日落)

Erm, Icy? But seriously, how many singers are there from Xishuangbanna? That’s pretty cool.

9. A-mei (张惠妹), Amit (阿密特)

I forgot that came out. I had meant to listen to it….

10. Deserts Chang (张悬), A City (城市)

Now the really cool thing about this particular awards article is that they listed all the albums nominated that didn’t win. Right away, Crowd Lu’s latest album Seven Days popped out at me – I meant to buy that! It was on my list of albums I wanted last year, but since that list is not an actual list but rather something I think to myself every so often when I’m doing odd tasks, I forgot all about it. Hmm, I wonder if it would push an album off my 2009 list, or if it’d be settling for honorable mention?

But then, there’s more: I had not realized that both New Pants (新裤子) and Hedgehog (刺猬) came out with new albums last year. See, I told you I’ve been neglecting mainland Chinese rock. Other than periodically wondering if Fusion still exists, I haven’t been doing much to keep track of the mainland scene, and as a result, I’m missing things. (To be fair, I think it’d be a hell of a lot easier to keep track of the mainland scene if I lived in Beijing or Shanghai. I’m just saying.) For another example, I’ve never heard of Re-TROS (重塑雕像的权利) before, but I admit I’m a little intrigued by the idea of an album called, Watch Out! Climate Has Changed, Fat Mum Rises…. On the Modern Sky label, of course. Couldn’t you just tell?

The Superband and sodagreen also made the nominated list, along with the latest from reality show stars Jam Hsiao (萧敬腾) and Yoga Lin (林宥嘉) (not having been bowled over by the earlier efforts from either of these guys, I did not pay much attention to those albums when they emerged). Karen Mok is back, I see; I’m still bitter that she beat out sodagreen for that best album award two years ago. I’ll let it go when I’m ready to let it go, okay?

Cosmos People (宇宙人) is on the list of nominees; that’s another one I keep meaning to sample to see if I like. On the other hand, I’m having a hard time buying the DNA Live album as a best album nominee. To me, that’s starting to get into the “okay, what WASN’T nominated?” territory. (With my apologies to Mayday.)

Maybe I need a real list this time, not a mental one.

Oh Ashin, what will we do with you?

February 21st, 2010

Hey, remember when I had a blog? Just kidding. I’ve been working and traveling so much lately and not spending so much time on the internet that I haven’t caught up with Mandopop in a while. I still have a bunch of Mayday-NFL episodes to watch, too, though I’m almost glad to have left them until now. That way, during the long, cold winter (figuratively; my part of China was up to 62 degrees today) before football training camps or even the draft, there will be something football-related to watch. See, I have a plan.

So, what news is there to report, anyway? Well, not so much, but let’s have it nonetheless.

Mayday will be celebrating May Day with a concert on my birthday (ahem – May 2) this year at the Beijing Worker’s Stadium. Hmm, dilemma. Do I wander up there for it? The last time I spent my birthday in Beijing, I went to the Natural History Museum to see the dinosaurs and ended up somewhat disappointed that of the 20 helium balloon sellers outside, not one was selling dinosaur-shaped balloons. In fact, I’ve never had a dinosaur-shaped balloon, though I look at every opportunity. *sniff* (Wait, did I read the article? Why am I writing about dinosaur balloons?) (Side note: for being a band loved by the student set, their concert tickets are getting impressively expensive; the close seats on this one are around US$200; the cheapest seats are still US$37… and this is, after all, still China – you would assume the average student’s purchasing power is at least a little lower than in the US.) The Beijing concert is not a DNA performance – they’ve done that already – but an entirely new concert set. In order to preserve its uniqueness, they’ve abandoned the idea of adding a Shanghai show as well. Just Beijing. As for the choice of the Worker’s Stadium, the band is working its way up in Beijing stadiums – not going straight for the big one, but just trying to go a step at a time into larger and larger venues.

Ashin stepped out and directed a video for labelmates Magic Power recently; it starred a Japanese adult video star (苍井空 – googling, I get “Sora Aoi,” though having no idea who she is, I can’t say if that is right or not). The choice of an adult video star caused some online controversy, though of course, as some note, at least they aren’t actually filming such things – it’s just a music video. Magic Power’s singer bravely noted that he’s seen some of her films and she’s a real talent; in keeping with his traditional terror of the female sex, Ashin made no response and fled questions at the first opportunity, leaving a stunned media in the wake. To which, naturally, I reply: stunned? Seriously? Have you not read a single story you’ve written about the guy over the years?

On the heels of that incident, here’s another interesting claim: Mayday doesn’t get affected by hot women. (The context was originally whether they were competing with the hot girls for the audience’s attention.) Um, maybe some of them don’t. I’m looking at you, oh clueless lead singer. Don’t you think that as Ashin is claiming that they’re past the age where they’re easily turned on by such sights, Monster is looking like he really does NOT agree? Stone, meanwhile, is looking like he’s going to bust out laughing. There’s a guy who probably does not use his spare time when his gorgeous wife is around playing video games. He even shakes his head a bit at the end. Masa handles being repeatedly asked to comment on Fish’s wedding quite well; he says he ran into her in Beijing at an awards ceremony and told her congratulations, noting how obvious it was that she was very happy.

Ding Dang will hold her first solo concert in May in Taipei; when you think about it, it’s a pretty impressive step for a girl from Zhejiang; how many mainland artists have actually held solo concerts in Taiwan? Not *that* many, I’d bet.

The multi-part, multi-country wedding festivities for Fish Leong are now underway; while home for the new year, she and her groom held a reception in Kuala Lumpur. They both joked that part of her appeal to her new husband was her cooking ability; she teased him that his suit might be a little tight now, but in the future he’d be wearing size XXL. The Taipei reception (which will include guests like David Tao and, of course, Mayday) will be held next month.

Who is really the best quarterback?

January 29th, 2010

Well, not Brett Favre, obviously.***

I got a good laugh out of this. Okay, back story: on January 22, Ashin posted the following on his blog:

“Good weather in the winter is like a little bag of chocolate,
in an instant it’s enjoyed and gone.

It’s been so long since I’ve come here to hang out!
I’ve discovered an interesting new function (Sina Engineers, thanks for your hard work…)
Enough, let’s just get right to trying out this function.

Having seen our travels in the US up to this point,
I believe everyone has discovered that Mayday’s athletic capability is only so-so, our footwork skill mediocre,
but every one of us can talk big.

The soul of an American football team is the quarterback.
Becoming the quarterback of the team is the honor of a lifetime.

But within Mayday, who would make the best quarterback?

Now it’s time to pose the question to the masses.
Please vote, everybody,
who? Who is the best quarterback.

Also, everyone please leave a message to tell me,
in Mayday’s American football adventure,
who… said something really classic (I’ve made a lot of notes on this)

Tomorrow I’ll reveal more of the crazy stories from that trip!”

So that was the January 22 entry. In the poll that followed, he only offered his name and Stone’s in their original forms; instead of Guanyou, he wrote “Old Liu” (Liu being Guanyou’s surname, of course), he also changed the second character on both Monster’s and Masa’s names. Ashin won the poll, but there were votes for others as well. Then, on January 26 (which I, admittedly, just read yesterday) he writes this:

“The so-called ‘who is the quarterback vote’ has already reached a conclusion.
Ashin won by 65% with 9700 votes.

Although many people left messages offering their congratulations,
I am very dissatisfied with these results!

It’s as though you came to MY house for dinner
but you kept praising someone else’s child.

It turns out that 35% of the voters were just that tactless.
It’s just awful.

So I decided to try the vote all over again.”

This time, Ashin’s voting board gave you five options: Ashin, Ashin, Ashin, Ashin or Ashin. The fifth Ashin is winning, but I’ll admit I voted for the second.

*** The Minnesota Vikings just lost yet another NFC Championship game on Sunday, by a field goal in overtime, though it really should not have come to that. Quarterback Brett Favre threw a game-ending interception that took the Vikings out of field goal range in regulation, but that was after an impressively stupid 12-men on the field penalty that sent them backwards, and multiple fumbles from Adrian Peterson – I love you, Adrian, but would you PLEASE learn to hold on to the damn ball – and even the normally reliable Percy Harvin. It was a heartbreaker, I tell you. But really, not a good reason for you all not to swear over your undying loyalty to the Vikings. If nothing else, cheering for my team will teach you patience and forbearance, which in the end will make you a better person. Really.

Mayday is… well, around. Doing things. But not that much right now.

January 27th, 2010

Hiya! Still here, though this tends to be a busy time for me and a pretty dead time in Mandopop news. (Lots of talk about who’s playing at what New Year banquet, etc.) But there are some things to report.

For the second year running, Mayday will play at the Kaohsiung lantern festival. Anyone who missed their concert on December 5th can enjoy the free, hour-long show on March 7.

Stay Real is outfitting Korean boy bands in their “rock-like” music videos. Exposure any way you can get it, I suppose, but there are far too many manufactured Korean boy bands on the scene, so it is hard to imagine each new one getting much attention.

Speaking of the StayReal brand, Magic Power, a band on the B’in Music label, recently went to Ximending to spray graffiti on Ashin’s StayReal store there. When they were all done, though, they posed for a picture with their new “art” and did such a bad job of setting up the band in the picture that they obscured much of their hard work. Ashin teasingly called them “inexperienced” (a term loaded with other meanings). They joked with fans later that they’ve been trying to improve their work to avoid this kind of situation in the future.

Just in case you thought the discussions of Masa and Fish were over now that she’s getting married, here’s a story that talks about Masa’s plans to attend Fish’s wedding (the whole company will be attending, he notes. They have work connections beyond anything personal). Well, maybe after the wedding the stories will cease. Fish has received her wedding dress ordered in New York, so she says she really feels like she’s getting married now. (Also in that article: are Cowboy Jay and Jolin back together? I don’t really care, personally.)

When it comes to concert sales, Mayday “won” the year of the Ox in Taiwan, performing five larger concerts to over 90,000 people on the island, in addition to all their campus appearances. The year of the Tiger, on the other hand, will belong to people like A-mei, who are gearing up for big local tours.

…and it should be obvious by now that probably the most compelling reason for the long lag between posts is that I haven’t read any Mandopop news I actually found all that interesting lately. I’ll have to check in with the rest of the crowd I like and see if there’s anything fun to talk about.

DNA North America: April, 2010

January 5th, 2010

I refer you to this comment (thanks, Tao!), which highlights three concert dates:

East Coast:

  • April 4 – Mohegan Sun Arena, CT Time: 2:00AM & 2:00PM (2 shows) (Website)
  • [Side note: Superband finishes touring in China early in 2010, but according to that site, they're heading to Mohegan Sun on April 21 for one last hurrah! Okay, between the two I'm so sad I won't be in the US in April.]

    West Coast:

  • April 10 – Gibson Ampitheatre, Los Angeles, CA Time: 7:30PM (Email “info at starzoneua dot com” for info)
  • April 11 – San Jose State University Event Center, CA Time: 7:00PM (Website)
  • Okay, people, promise me you’ll report back! I can’t get there then, my sister will be visiting in early April, and my classes are back in session by the later dates.

    2009: Total Girl Power Year

    January 5th, 2010

    Yeah, I absolutely didn’t realize it at the time. But I was just trying to think of my 10 favorite Mandopop album purchases from the last year, and I came up with (in no particular order):

    1. Cheer Chen (陳綺貞), Immortal (太陽)
    2. Deserts Chang (張懸), A City (城市)
    3. Tizzy Bac, If I See Hell, I Won’t Fear the Devil (如果看見地獄,我就不怕魔鬼)
    4. Tanya Chua (蔡健雅), If You See Him (若你碰到他)
    5. Mrs. This (這位太太), Am I Not Good Enough (我是不是還不夠好 )
    6. Won Fu (旺福), Won Fu Loves You (旺福愛你)
    7. Joanna Wang, Joanna & 王若琳
    8. sodagreen (蘇打綠), Daylight of Spring / Fever – Heat of Summer (春.日光/ 夏.狂熱)**
    9. Totem Band (圖騰), Shepherd Child (放羊的孩子)
    10. David Tao (陶喆), Opus 69 (六九樂章)

    Honorable Mention: Superband (縱貫線), North Bound Mega EP (北[上]列車). It didn’t make the list because it’s only an EP (albeit a six-song “mega” EP), not a full album. But seriously, “Desperado” is fantastic, as is pretty much anything those four men touch. I smile every time I remember their concert in Chengdu.

    **To be totally honest, I’m not sure if sodagreen’s Spring or Summer would make the list by itself on its own merits, but my iPod playlist that combines the two and leaves out the really bizarre English sections from the latter album is pretty great, so I cheated and included them as a duo. I continue to suspect that all the “Vivaldi Project” albums together will probably equal either one stellar disc or a great two-disc set… leaving the rest of the songs inescapably as filler. Thanks to Xinyi, though, sodagreen is part of the Girl Power trend, making it an impressive 8 out of 10. Compared to my list from last year (below), that’s a HUGE change.

    Now, I’m sure there were other fantastic albums released last year, but these are my top ten based on what I know and have heard. Somehow, even living in China has not prevented me from being perpetually behind on new releases, probably because I work to much. (And that, by the way, is the Official Blogging Theme of 2009, because my post count was way down this year. My new year’s resolution: post when I can, and stop making excuses for the rest of the time.) But anyway….. what good albums did I miss??

    Now, just because I never did manage to post it, here’s my list of my top ten album purchases in 2008:

    1. Mayday (五月天), Poetry of the Day After (後。青春期的詩)
    2. Fusion, If the Future (如果未來)
    3. P.K.14, City Weather Sailing (城市天氣航行)
    4. backQuarter (四分衛), World (世界)
    5. 1976, Asteroid (這個星球)
    6. Milk@Coffee (牛奶@咖啡), The Older, the Lonelier(越长大越孤单)
    7. Crowd Lu (盧廣種), 100 Ways of Living (100種生活)
    8. sodagreen (蘇打綠), Sing With Me (陪我歌唱)
    9. Cape No. 7 Original Movie Soundtrack (海角七號 電影原聲帶)
    10. 13 Band (拾參樂團), The Horse-Faced Sailor’s Summer (馬臉水手的夏天)

    Honorable Mentions: Xu Wei (许巍), Love Like Youth (爱如少年). The Bob Dylan of mainland Mando-rock/pop/easy listening. Leehom Wang (王力宏), Heart.Beat (心。跳). Half cheesy pop, lots of dodgy lyrics, some innovations that don’t quite work, but man, the boy can sing. And he is constantly reinventing himself, which I admire and respect even when I don’t like the outcome.

    Albums I’m looking for in 2010: Fusion’s second album will come out eventually, right? Leehom should be releasing something new soon, and he’s supposedly staying with the “chinked-out rock” concept, which I like in theory even if I cannot stand the first effort (”What’s Wrong with Rock… and the whole world when I’m hearing this song…”). Autumn and/or Winter should be on deck from sodagreen over the course of the year (late in the year, I’d imagine). I haven’t seen Peng Tan’s acoustic album (slated for December) yet, so we’ll see when that materializes. Hmm, I must be missing people, but I’m not sure who. Certain cowboys who shall remain nameless have albums coming in the next two months, but that’s more of a “can’t turn away from a train wreck” curiosity than actual anticipation.

    Welcome to 2010!

    January 2nd, 2010

    Happy New Year! Seriously, I cannot understand where this last year has gone. I finally have my “top ten albums of 2008″ ready to go, and here we are with another one down. On the bright side, if you are feeling overwhelmed by the ever-changing nature of modern life, take some comfort in the world of Mandopop, where a remarkable consistency can be seen. For example:

    1. Ashin is filming awkwardly “romantic” scenes with new girls he can’t quite look straight in the eye again; this time, it’s a 7-Eleven commercial with Penny Patty Hou and there’s no kissing, so the attempt is at least respectable. (Except when he’s supposed to have his arms around her in the print ad; sad, Ashin, so NOT rock-n-roll!) Penny Patty, on the other hand, gets all the best gigs ever since she had the good sense to get dumped by Cowboy Jay; she also sang with A-yue back on his OK album. I think her star continues to rise. Also, 7-Eleven commercials seem to provide a very rare opportunity to see Ashin out of clothing with large cartoon bears or Hello Kitty on it.

    2. Ashin was, however, running around rehearsing for the Taipei New Year’s concert in the official Bad Pants Choice ‘09, the jeans with the words “StayReal” in huge letters across the ass. In 2010, Ashin, Just Say No to dodgy denims. I’m very busy, but I’d be willing to consult if it would keep you away from these poor choices in trousers. (Apologies if you started watching that and got blasted with an unexpected bout of S.H.E. halfheartedly singing along with their soundtrack.)

    3. Most of the news this week was taken over by the annual “who was performing where on New Year’s” thing, which is always just a little bit dull. But, spicing things up a bit this year, here’s sodagreen’s performance on the Jiangsu Satellite Television New Year’s Show, which was broadcast the other night (even if it wasn’t taped, then, ahem. Sodagreen was performing in Guangzhou for the night itself). That show was headlined by the Superband, offering the nation an opportunity to ogle A-yue, which essentially means it was fifty-thousand times better than the Hunan Satellite Television New Year’s show, which was mostly boy bands and poplets. *sigh* If only the Jiangsu Satellite Television New Year’s show had been on New Year’s, and, you know, in Jiangsu. I could have pilgrimaged out to see all my favorite boys (and Xinyi).

    4. Speculation is flying over the girl accompanying Leehom out to the New Year’s concerts. This, of course, is a favorite party game: who is Leehom dating? (Played with the accompanying bonus round, “Is Leehom gay?” which he then periodically denies in song.) Well, rest assured fangirls, it was his cousin. (Um, yawn.) In that article he also talks about seeing his nieces and nephews, who are still small but have clearly defined gender roles: the boys like trains and cars and the girls like princess outfits and ballet dancing. Suggestion, Uncle Leehom: buy those girls a cool science kit. They’ll thank you later. (Leehom has some interesting stuff going on right now; his movie with Jackie Chan is coming out at some point, he’s the spokesman for the Taipei pavilion at the Shanghai Expo next year, and he recently recorded a duet with Teresa Teng to serve as the theme song for the pavilion. She’s been gone for many years, of course, but modern technology is a wonderful thing. Coincidentally, I *also* love Taipei.)

    Then, of course, in every bit of consistency there must be at least one glaring exception; oh, but my dears, what an exception.

    Cowboy Jay did not release an album in 2009.

    Oh, it’s glorious. A year without him dominating the awards ceremonies in spite of all the reasons why his latest album is derivative and boring and totally undeserving. Ah, the sound of silence. And to think I mocked his acting career; I take it all back. Sadly, I think he’s going to hit us early in 2010, and even more sadly, he supposedly wrote his latest in his “free time” while recording two films and a panda-themed superhero soap opera, which in general does not bode well. But I remain hopeful that the pattern of knee-jerk accolades will have been broken, and we will return to the early years when Cowboy Jay was actually – *gasp* – judged on his merits. Oh, I can hope.