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Now this is what I like to see

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010

Call it coincidence, call it fate, but Mayday has officially scheduled their 3D concert movie to open opposite the Taiwan arrival of Cowboy Jay’s Hollywood-filmed Green Hornet. That’ll be an interesting weekend at the box office. I remain deeply skeptical about the Green Hornet film for reasons that have very little to do with Cowboys, though of course, I’ll probably see it nonetheless. Anyway, both films have 3D, so there might be a little contest for screens, but Ashin told fans not to get too worked up about it; just relax and buy a ticket when you have the chance. Masa pointed out that that kind of language makes it sound like Mayday is already surrendering to the greater box office mojo of Jay. (Which in light of Treasure Hunter, seems wholly unnecessary to me.)

Something else I’ll probably see at such a time as I get my hands on it: Leehom’s film, which premiered with great fanfare and was attended by Mayday and Cowboy Jay. (The latter isn’t really that big of a surprise – Leehom has always shown up and made nice for Jay’s new films.)

Anyway, when asked about new album plans, Ashin remained in zen mode and talked about it not even being an issue until after the movie’s out. However, he joked, they’ve already decided to title it “Take Your Time,” with major singles being “No Rush,” “New Enough,” and “Start a Bit Later.” (He also poked a bit of fun at A-mei and Jolin’s latest albums, which contained titles like “a concept album” by including it in his new album working titles.)

Mayday is on a vacation now, but managed to appear for a promotional activity that involved them running three legged races with small children and talking about what they do to promote environmental improvements. Monster joked that you can set your air con at 28 degrees (Celsius, obviously!) and just wear a lot fewer clothes around the house. That man is a secret nudist, I suspect. Maybe not so secret. The other suggestions included things like sorting trash and rising buses. (You know what’s really bad? For the first time in over ten years, I’m commuting by car instead of bus or foot – and I kinda love it. It makes me feel so…. American.) But Stone implored the crowd to not drive, and to ask their parents not to drive. Nope, still not feeling guilty.

Finally, Mayday played for the Miaoli Art Festival over the weekend alongside Cosmos People, Won Fu, Champion, Magic Power, 831 and other acts. Some fans camped out for up to three days to get tickets to the show, a sign of true devotion.

Let’s Talk Leehom

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

It’s been a while, yes? But there are things afoot in the World of all things Wang, and it is time to catch up.

First of all, I’d just like to roll my eyes at the fact that Leehom has finally scheduled the Nanjing stop of the Music Man tour – two years after Shanghai and three months after I’ve moved away (the concert is September 17th). Now, is that really the way to treat a fan? (What do you mean it’s not all about me? Since when??)

Now for the rest of the Leehom news. It all really falls into two categories: news about his new movie, and news about his new album.

The movie is Leehom’s attempt at a Cowboy Jay-style Secret – in other words, it’s a movie he’s starring in, directing, and which he co-wrote. (I haven’t seen Secret; what with Initial D, Curse of the Golden Flower, and now, the Green Hornet coming, I’ve used up my allotment for watching Cowboy Jay brood on screen this decade.) The movie is Love in Disguise (戀愛通告), and it concerns a big star (played by Leehom) who’s had great success professionally but who still feels empty (any chance it’s a tad autobiographical?). One day his car hits a young music student (Liu Yifei, whom we know as the lead actress in the Mayday-related film, Love of May), who doesn’t check her injuries but simply plays the Guzheng (a traditional Chinese instrument), inciting his curiosity. Together with a friend, the star decides to infiltrate her music school to learn more about her, though the difficulties of juggling his life as a fake student and big star abound (okay, so that sounds vaguely Hannah Montanaish) (boy, that one episode I saw on a plane has really stayed with me). Now, if it is true to the romantic comedy genre, you can guess the rest, though predictability has never stopped me from liking such films, and the trailer makes it look campy and fun, like it really doesn’t take itself too seriously. On the other hand, Leehom’s wardrobe in the promotional pictures concerns me some.

Now, speaking of bad wardrobe, Leehom had an autograph signing recently to promote his upcoming album. But look at what he was wearing:

Weird flippy ribbons shirt

Seriously, what is that shirt? Are these mock suspenders, or just decorations? If us regular folk were to paste a couple of ribbons on our shirts at just the shoulders and leave them flapping in the breeze, is that high fashion too, or would we just be looking unnecessarily fussy? And seriously, what is so wrong with just a plain t-shirt that Leehom always has to add ribbons or a skinny 80s boyband tie, or spangles of some kind? Sigh. At least with him it is not always the same shirt, over and over (unlike someone’s pants we know).

Anyway, Leehom’s new album, Eighteen Forms of Martial Arts (十八般武藝) – that’s not an official English title yet – will be hitting the scene in early August. He has already released the first song, which needs an official English title if any song ever did. Essentially, it is, “Firewood, Rice, Oil, Salt, Soy Sauce, Vinegar, Tea (柴米油鹽醬醋茶),” which listed together (and in that order) is an idiom for the daily necessities of life. Leehom wrote the music, and Vivian Hsu the lyrics; Leehom has also clearly been bitten by the directing bug, as he also directed the video. (I’m told – and the YouTube comments suggest – that is bears more than a passing resemblance to the plot of the move Up, but like pretty much every other big movie in the last few years, I haven’t seen it, so I can’t say myself.)

Leehom has noted the obvious similarities between his recent activities and that of the First Cowboy of Mandopop, but does not fear the comparison. Instead, he hopes to collaborate with Jay soon, and has invited him to attend his August movie premiere.

Update: I forgot to mention the event that prompted the Leehom news search in the first place: I opened the Minneapolis Star Tribune last week and found a picture of him in it, chatting with Usher at the latter’s Beijing press conference. Leehom was the special guest at the show, and the two sang together (though if there is video of it anywhere, I haven’t found it.)

Nothing New Under the Sun

Sunday, July 18th, 2010

Mayday’s plan to create Asia’s first 3D concert film has encountered a setback. Japanese singer Ayumi Hamasaki has had her 2009 concert tour converted to 3D and it will be released across Japan next month. The massive spectacle was one of the more elaborate concert tours in Japanese music history, and the movie will feature aspects of the show itself (and it’s ridiculous – I mean, impressive – ten costume changes) along with backstage features.

Well, how about being the first Chinese act to have a 3D concert film? The first male act in Asia? The first band?

Speaking of 3D, the news came out a few months ago that Cowboy Jay’s foray into Hollywood would be delayed from the peak release time in December (around the holidays) to January so that they can make it into 3D. (Warning, Cowboy aficionados: that link is from a very, very funny Minnesota writer who is clearly unconvinced about Seth Rogen as the Green Hornet. As are we all, I daresay.) The trailer is out now, and I had two initial thoughts. The first is that I’ve already seen this movie – or, at least, every scene and joke in that trailer has been done before. And probably done better. The second is that love him or hate him, Jay probably needed to be dubbed. Kudos to the man for speaking English that well given how little he knew when he started – I say, give props where they are due – but that accent and role makes him a caricature of every kung fu fighting, wonky-English-speaking Asian character in American film history. If Gondry and Rogen were serious about having a new and creative approach, why not start there? The third thing (okay, I had three thoughts, not two. So sue me) is that although there is clearly a gag here about the sidekick being far more adept than the hero (gee, that’s never been done before), I want Britt Reid to be at least sorta capable and Kato to be at least old enough to actually know and have invented all this stuff. Which I’m not really getting from the trailer.

Anyway. I’m sure I’ll see this movie (I see most comic-related movies eventually, though I might be the only person anywhere who hated The Dark Knight for being *too* dark), though I doubt I’ll bother with the 3D.

I *swear* I’m not gloating…

Sunday, February 28th, 2010

… but did anyone other than Cowboy Jay himself fail to see this coming?

Actually, I suspect ratings will pick up as fans band together to help him save face, but on the surface, the idea of panda superheroes always struck me as a terrible idea.

If it’s any consolation to the man or his fans, I doubt Mayday’s NFL show on CCTV-5 had very good ratings. Of course, it was cheap, about American football, and airing at 11:30 pm on a school night.

Welcome to 2010!

Saturday, January 2nd, 2010

Happy New Year! Seriously, I cannot understand where this last year has gone. I finally have my “top ten albums of 2008″ ready to go, and here we are with another one down. On the bright side, if you are feeling overwhelmed by the ever-changing nature of modern life, take some comfort in the world of Mandopop, where a remarkable consistency can be seen. For example:

1. Ashin is filming awkwardly “romantic” scenes with new girls he can’t quite look straight in the eye again; this time, it’s a 7-Eleven commercial with Penny Patty Hou and there’s no kissing, so the attempt is at least respectable. (Except when he’s supposed to have his arms around her in the print ad; sad, Ashin, so NOT rock-n-roll!) Penny Patty, on the other hand, gets all the best gigs ever since she had the good sense to get dumped by Cowboy Jay; she also sang with A-yue back on his OK album. I think her star continues to rise. Also, 7-Eleven commercials seem to provide a very rare opportunity to see Ashin out of clothing with large cartoon bears or Hello Kitty on it.

2. Ashin was, however, running around rehearsing for the Taipei New Year’s concert in the official Bad Pants Choice ‘09, the jeans with the words “StayReal” in huge letters across the ass. In 2010, Ashin, Just Say No to dodgy denims. I’m very busy, but I’d be willing to consult if it would keep you away from these poor choices in trousers. (Apologies if you started watching that and got blasted with an unexpected bout of S.H.E. halfheartedly singing along with their soundtrack.)

3. Most of the news this week was taken over by the annual “who was performing where on New Year’s” thing, which is always just a little bit dull. But, spicing things up a bit this year, here’s sodagreen’s performance on the Jiangsu Satellite Television New Year’s Show, which was broadcast the other night (even if it wasn’t taped, then, ahem. Sodagreen was performing in Guangzhou for the night itself). That show was headlined by the Superband, offering the nation an opportunity to ogle A-yue, which essentially means it was fifty-thousand times better than the Hunan Satellite Television New Year’s show, which was mostly boy bands and poplets. *sigh* If only the Jiangsu Satellite Television New Year’s show had been on New Year’s, and, you know, in Jiangsu. I could have pilgrimaged out to see all my favorite boys (and Xinyi).

4. Speculation is flying over the girl accompanying Leehom out to the New Year’s concerts. This, of course, is a favorite party game: who is Leehom dating? (Played with the accompanying bonus round, “Is Leehom gay?” which he then periodically denies in song.) Well, rest assured fangirls, it was his cousin. (Um, yawn.) In that article he also talks about seeing his nieces and nephews, who are still small but have clearly defined gender roles: the boys like trains and cars and the girls like princess outfits and ballet dancing. Suggestion, Uncle Leehom: buy those girls a cool science kit. They’ll thank you later. (Leehom has some interesting stuff going on right now; his movie with Jackie Chan is coming out at some point, he’s the spokesman for the Taipei pavilion at the Shanghai Expo next year, and he recently recorded a duet with Teresa Teng to serve as the theme song for the pavilion. She’s been gone for many years, of course, but modern technology is a wonderful thing. Coincidentally, I *also* love Taipei.)

Then, of course, in every bit of consistency there must be at least one glaring exception; oh, but my dears, what an exception.

Cowboy Jay did not release an album in 2009.

Oh, it’s glorious. A year without him dominating the awards ceremonies in spite of all the reasons why his latest album is derivative and boring and totally undeserving. Ah, the sound of silence. And to think I mocked his acting career; I take it all back. Sadly, I think he’s going to hit us early in 2010, and even more sadly, he supposedly wrote his latest in his “free time” while recording two films and a panda-themed superhero soap opera, which in general does not bode well. But I remain hopeful that the pattern of knee-jerk accolades will have been broken, and we will return to the early years when Cowboy Jay was actually – *gasp* – judged on his merits. Oh, I can hope.

In which I admit I don’t understand Chinese t.v. among other things

Sunday, November 15th, 2009

If the Mayday NFL program is broadcasting anywhere at any time, I haven’t found it yet. But here are more behind the scenes videos, and here’s another article with pictures of the trip. (I think my favorite part of that video is the bit where they get the posters from the Redskins Cheerleaders. Ding Dang, if you’d like a shirtless Adrian Peterson picture, just let me know and I’ll hook you up. Fair’s fair.)

Meanwhile, the Jiangsu Satellite Television station is hosting its annual New Year’s concert… in Guangzhou. Which, you’ll recall, is not in Jiangsu Province. Nowhere near Jiangsu Province, actually. But I suppose if Hunan Satellite Television could host its Chinese New Year concert in Las Vegas, then there’s no reason for Jiangsu to host its show in Jiangsu. The rumors are flying that that event which I have least anticipated might occur at the show: F4 might reunite in concert. I generally keep an eye out for Vanness and ignore the rest of the crew, but in general I consider any event where they do not simply appear, but actually sing, as a not particularly good thing.

Ashin’s endorsements notwithstanding, do they really wear makeup?
Okay, away from the television. Someone needs to teach some of the people working for Mayday that “they haven’t put on any make-up” is not a particularly rock-n-roll excuse for refusing pictures. Unless you’re part of a glam rock outfit or KISS, which they decidedly are not. Well, usually.

They really formed a Superband just to get girls…
When asked if the fearsome foursome (Lo Ta-yu, Jonathan Lee, Wakin Chau, and my beloved A-yue) ever go out to pick up women together, they all answered that of course they did. In fact, lots of female fans make them give better shows. I keeps seeing references to the idea that of the four, Jonathan Lee is the only one actually single; if that’s the case, can I just say: Mr. Lee, maybe it’s your haircut?

David Tao is taking Woodstock
With his new rock-themed album, David Tao is taking to the mainland on a tour that will include some of his rock songs and some of his favorite songs from the 60s and 70s. (If the picture accompanying that article is any indication, he’s also sporting some of the contemporary wardrobe on stage.) Tongues are waggling, however, at his choice of venue for his concert next month in Shanghai – he’s playing the Gymnastics Center, not even the Grand Stage (i.e. where sodagreen played for its first mainland voyage last year… a venue that seats only 4,000 and doesn’t normally host artists of his caliber). He says he’s going for a more intimate feel; some speculation that his star is falling is pretty much inevitable. I’d run off to Shanghai to support him, except that he’s saving me the trouble and playing Nanjing earlier in the month.

Ashin is saved from jumping in the river
Mayday is gearing up for their concert in Guangzhou this month, and ticket sales are at around 80%, saving the band from worry and Ashin from jumping into the Pearl River. “It’s the fans that saved me,” he acknowledged. (BTW, I find that headline on that article very odd. I almost mistook it for an article about a Shin concert before I started reading.) Putting pressure on sales are other big acts taking Guangzhou in the near future, such as the personified proof of the decline of civilization, Lollipop (which acknowledges that they’re not as handsome as F4 or as musical as Mayday, but they excel in being… people-friendly?) To reward fans at the Mayday concert, they’re giving out “ring lights” to some fans, and organizing a sing-a-long to “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.” Um, see above about teaching some of Mayday’s staff about how to be a bit more rock-n-roll.

It’s not an honor to be nominated, it’s an insult not to be
The nominees for the 9th Annual Global Chinese Music Awards are out, and I’d be hard pressed to name people who weren’t nominated in one of the eight major categories. They have sixty nominees for the “top twenty songs,” and right there, I can tell you that you do not care much about the outcome of this one, because if Leehom’s Hannah Montana send-up “What’s With Rock” is one of even the top twenty songs last year, then I take back everything I said above about the decline of civilization – civilization is gone. Anarchy reigns.

Then, of course, they have a whole category dedicated to duets, which only serves to encourage people to write more soppy, mediocre his-and-her bubblegum pop or ballads. (Note: do not, under any circumstances, go listen to all of them. First of all, you’ll drown in sap. Second of all, you’ll be singing “Na, na, na” for the rest of your life. I heard five seconds of that song walking down the street on Saturday and was singing it for hours, with nothing more to go on than “na, na, na.”)

But here’s the real problem: there are 23 nominees for best male artist, 17 for best female artist, and 15 groups – so by this point, if you haven’t been nominated for *something* you probably have not appeared on the radio anywhere in the Chinese speaking world in the last year. Except if you’re a band. There are only three band nominees: Mayday, sodagreen, and Nand (与非门). Um… are you kidding? That’s all they could come up with for bands? It’s all wrong, very, very wrong. But they’ll hand out the awards anyway this week in Beijing.

…And speaking of things that are all wrong…
And speaking of duets, and speaking of Cowboy Jay (indirectly; he’s on the nominee list a few times in various categories), I had a brief reminder this week of why I so dislike certain cowboys personally no matter how good or crappy I find their music. After reading a thread on the Chinese Music Blog, I looked up news about Cowboy Jay’s duet with a new singer, the Texas-born Cindy Yen. She seems musical and apparently writes all her own music, which sounds like good news in spite of her having written a pretty dull duet to sing with her label’s boss, the Cowboy himself.

In the middle of this article promoting Cindy’s new career, Cowboy Jay mentions that, “Cindy’s piano performance is really incredible! She’s equally matched with Yuhao, but for a girl to be able to play at that speed and with such energy is really cool and surprising!”

For a girl?
Can’t he even pretend not to be a sexist pig? You know, just when speaking for public consumption?

All I can say is, Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys.

Odds and Ends from “Modern Music”

Sunday, November 8th, 2009

I was paging through my latest copy of “当代歌坛” (Modern Music Field), a magazine to which I subscribe, when I noticed a few bits of news I hadn’t yet run into online. That is to say, I’m sure they’re all online, and probably even old news to people who’ve not had all their free time overrun this fall with dissertation revisions and paper grading, but they were new to me. So here we go. (Note: no links, because these news items are all from a print magazine without an online edition.)

First, Leehom is planning a new album yet this year. Recalling how past news of his new albums has gone, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if it ended up getting pushed back to early 2010, but the recording process is actually underway. He’s sticking with the “sinified rock” theme from the last album, something about which I have sort of mixed feelings. On the one hand, I like rock as a genre a hell of a lot more than the hip-hop and R&B that seems to dominate mainstream Mandopop. On the other hand, just thinking the words “rock” and “Leehom” together means that I will now return to humming “What’s wrong with me, wro-on-ong with meeeeee….” for the rest of my natural life, in spite of my past hopes that the influx of two new sodagreen albums might have actually gotten it out of my head. Alas, it was but a temporary fix. Like Cowboy Jay, Leehom has a bad habit of trying to do too much at once (though he’s not quite as bad about this as certain wannabe steer-wranglers), so the recording has been in the midst of movie filming, touring, and all kinds of other activities. So, I am left with a feeling of excitement tinged with apprehension.

On the bright side, the “coming soon” feature in my magazine has yet to feature Cowboy Jay, so there’s hope – hope that 2009 might be a Cowboy-free year. *Crosses fingers* (Okay, so I got curious and googled. His company says the songs are all written, but with movie promotions, filming in Hollywood and his plans for his latest restaurant, he hasn’t set a time to finish the album. If he really has found the time to write all the songs already, that should scare you – that implies the same lackadaisical attitude he’s been showing for the last few years. The mention of the restaurant just makes me laugh – there was a big news story this summer about health department inspections at one of his restaurants after patrons found cockroaches in the dining areas; at that time, he claimed he didn’t invest in the restaurants, they just use his name, something the media found contradictory to past reports at the time. Suddenly, they’re his again!)

Moving on. The magazine also has a “recent singles” section, where I learned that Crowd Lu has a new single out called “Oh Yeah.” Okay, I admit, I don’t love it. But there it is.

Also in singles news, Peng Tan has teamed up with Lao Lang, Xiao Wei, and Huang Shaofeng to make a single to benefit charity, “Big Kid (大孩子).” It’s about as unlike a group-created, group-sung charity single as it is possible to get – it’s the anti-”Hand in Hand,” which by itself is more than enough to appeal to me. Plus, Peng Tan. I love Peng Tan. (And await a new album from him….)

Fusion is getting some press, but it’s a good news/bad news kind of thing. They’ve got a featured interview in the magazine, which is great, but they seem to have no idea at all when their new album will drop, which is bad. They say it’s ready, but they have to listen to the company’s plan for them, which so far seems to consist of waiting to make sure just about anyone who liked or even heard their debut album has completely and totally forgotten they exist before actually putting out the album. But don’t worry boys, we’re keeping the hope alive.

There’s a big interview with sodagreen this month, which is not groundbreaking, but it was still a good read. When asked what the value is in spending all that money to record in London – and even what the difference is between that and their earlier albums when they had no money to spend – Xiao Wei (who, by the way, has officially replaced Jiakai in my mind as the stud of the band) (do people still call good-looking guys “studs”? It suddenly felt very 90s to use that term) had a diplomatic answer about the importance of getting fresh ideas from interactions with new places and people. He also noted that they’d all listened to the Beatles starting as kids, so of course there’s meaning in seeing some of their favorite artists’ stomping grounds. (Side note: my current beef with sodagreen is that they totally failed to look up my sister, an expat in England and devoted sodagreen fan, while they were there.)

A-gong noted that they were working with musicians in England that introduced them to new things, such as a Moog synthesizer, which he then learned to play. Jiakai was impressed by how much the British musicians drank – there was a bar below the studio, where they could often be found when not working.

Their next album will be recorded in Beijing, and so the interviewer wants to know if they’ll be chased down by fans and less able to come and go freely (unlike, say, London, where pretty much only my sister would happen to recognize them if she happened to be by that day) (I exaggerate; I’m sure there are sodagreen fans in England. Form a club, sis!). They noted that they won’t have to deal with that until “next year,” so no worries. Also, Jiakai joked that Xiao Wei will have lost so much weight no one will recognize him, and Qingfeng confidently noted that his hair will no longer be green then. (The interviewer was clearly hoping for orange for autumn, but Qingfeng makes no promises – not even that he won’t have shaved his entire head by then.)

On the topic of concerts, A-gong notes that some of his love for dance comes from being a huge fan of Madonna, but he admits that he does not have any particular talent for it. He does enjoy getting to dance with Jiakai in this concert, though when the interview asks if Jiakai is a sort of “dance disciple,” he answered that no, Jiakai is his female partner. Ha, I think that’s actually the one combination in cross-dressing we haven’t seen.

Qingfeng talked particularly about my much-loved “expat anthem,” “Head Home Early (早点回家).” He wrote this song for his grandmother and grandfather – it was inspired by a visit to them during Chinese New Year. He recalled that when he was younger, they lived on Li Mountain, so visiting them took a lot of time (and a bit of climbing, crossing a wood bridge). Every time they’d head back to see them – something they only managed once or twice a year – they’d see his grandmother’s face in the window, watching for them. It’s a lovely song, and as someone with a 92-year-old grandmother – not to mention parents, sister and extended family – that I only see a couple times a year, it speaks to me. And, of course, I can’t help but wonder from the video what Qingfeng’s grandmother thought of his bright pink hair.

Okay, one more fun fact: Qingfeng wrote songs for Eason Chan and A-mei this year; both were songs originally planned for the Vivaldi Project. Eason’s “Trouble Like This (这样一个麻烦)” was slated for the Fever album; the A-mei song is unnamed, but was planned for the Autumn album.

Okay, that was fun. And you can see why I like the magazine, in spite of the fact that this very issue had Fahrenheit on the front cover and S.H.E on the back. Just a warning: I have a million back issues of this magazine. I’ll try not to go overboard, though, with these link-less posts. I like links – they keep me honest. :D

Mayday Concert Potpourri

Sunday, November 8th, 2009

It’s concert news, a-go-go! Or perhaps I’m unusually punchy this Friday evening. Hard to tell. (Okay, I tried to write this Friday, but my computer had the sort of hissy fit I had always associated with a PC, not a Mac, and then yesterday got crazy, so here we are at Sunday. Still a bit punchy, though.) (Oh, and in line with general electronics failures, the flash on my camera stopped working, so I’m waiting for an email from my cousin with a picture of my Qingfeng Halloween costume, which I will post. Only about half the people at the party figured out who I was – and them largely because they had found the pictures of me online at the concert the week before – but hey, that was still substantially better than I did with the koi pond last year.)

Mayday rocked Chongqing recently, video here. In related news, I’m starting to suspect that I’ve already read just about everything the mainland China media has to say about Mayday. The text under the video is copied from another article I posted on a while back. (Take my word for it; the punchiness does not extend to the desire to go look up the links.) Clearly, I need a path to get back onto Taiwanese news sites, or I’ll be able to start writing the Mayday news without ever actually bothering to read any of it.

….but maybe not just yet. The Tokyo stop of the DNA tour was on November 3, where they found enthusiastic fans of all ages. No matter their age or their sex, they were all moved by the music, dancing along and basically having a great time. They (typically) made their regular effort to speak some Japanese, with Stone introducing his name mixing English and Japanese together and getting big laughs; Monster added that he’s happy to see everyone. Guanyou joked that in preparation for the concert he specifically went out to buy a Japanese language book, but the only things he memorized had all already been said. Ashin commented that Guanyou is their “sexiest father representative,” which sorta makes me sad for Stone, and then noted this his own snail-like pace in learning Japanese is coming along: this time, he could order some food in Japanese. That’s funny, knowing Ashin’s interests and hobbies (i.e. eating, sleeping), I would have thought he’d have mastered the names of his favorite foods in at least a half dozen languages by now. Case in point, most the Korean I know consists of the names of my much-beloved Korean foods; the rest on my knowledge is limited to “hello,” “thank you,” “I don’t speak Korean,” and “I love you , darling!” (Long story.)

Actually, though, when the concert first started Ashin managed to say a perfect “hello” in Japanese without the aid of crib sheets, fooling the crowd into thinking he’d made more progress than he had. He added that he knew a lot of the crowd consisted of Chinese studying and working in Japan, and so he told them how happy he was that they’d taken the time to come see the band. Many in the crowd shouted “No we’re not,” meaning that they’d actually come to Japan just to see Mayday; Ashin teased them that they must be rich then.

Ashin also told a story of being in a Chinese restaurant in Japan that was playing their music; after a few minutes, he noticed someone looking at them and thought they’d been recognized, but no – the man just turned away. He had been overthinking the whole thing. But he made the crowd promise that if they went to Taiwan and bumped into him on the street, they’d say hello. (Hear that, Mayday fans? You have Ashin’s permission to accost him on the street! Good news for everyone!)

In case anyone was wondering, Glay was busy preparing for their own concert and therefore couldn’t attend Mayday’s, but they sent a nice flower basket. They keep in touch by email, Monster asserts. In an interview, the band was asked about their impressions of fans in different places. They noted that the Taiwan fans are like family that have always supported them – they have a sort of tacit understanding. Mainland fans are the most enthusiastic, and have been the most prone to be excited to tears during this tour. (I was not among the sobbing Mayday fans, but I believe I did see a few teary faces.) Japanese fans are the quietest, though they do not lose to other fans in their devotion, and most have learned all the Taiwanese songs. (Sorry English-speaking fandom, we don’t get mentioned.)

With so many bands arriving on the Mandopop scene of late, Mayday was also asked if they worry about preserving their “heavenly band” position. Ashin shook his head and passed the question to Masa, who passed it on to Stone, and eventually it made its way over to Guanyou, who said they weren’t at all worried about being replaced, because Mayday’s DNA is unique. They might be getting older, but their music is as youthful as ever.

In other news, Ashin also gave a shout out to Singapore fans at Singapore’s Golden Melody awards, saying the city-state is like a second home and the fans very supportive (and North American/Australian fans feel even more unloved… *sniff*). Mayday was one of the big winners at the awards this year, taking home the best album and best band prizes, along with a prize for best loved group (“stolen” from S.H.E, according to the wise-cracking Ella), another Asian media prize and one more radio prize. Don’t feel sorry for S.H.E, though, as they won four awards as well. Annoyingly, Cowboy Jay still came away with best-produced album for last year’s pile-o-muck, along with the media award for male artist. Back to the good news: sodagreen was best composing artist. Leehom even snuck in there with a prize for the song “Heartbeat,” and Tanya Chua – whom I love and adore and think of like a big sister based on her lyrics alone – one a prize for her lyrics, along with two other awards. So actually, a decent night as awards nights go.

Speaking of Leehom – and I feel like we haven’t for a long, long time – he’s back to mainland touring this fall, playing Wuhan this last weekend. Sadly, I don’t think he’s going to accommodate my mom and play anywhere nearby while she’s visiting in two weeks, but perhaps he’ll be nice enough to plan to hang out somewhere on the Yangtze River in early April when my sister comes. Send warm, happy, river-related thoughts his way, would you?

The Charitable Impulse

Sunday, August 16th, 2009

Last week, August 8, Typhoon Morakot slammed into South Taiwan, flooding villages and killing as estimated 500 people. As always, in the face of human tragedy and grieving, there is hope to be found in the generosity of one’s fellow citizens.

And as always, it is a time to get really catty about the relative amounts of money the Mandopop stars have donated. Now, I’ve never seen this website before, so I’m not sure how credible it is, but it contains a story about the relative amounts contributed to relief efforts by the various artists. It has Jay and Leehom each giving NT$2,000,000 (around US$60,000), with Mayday, Victor Wong and Fish Leong also teaming up to give that much. Then Jolin, Rainie Yang, Stanley Huang, and Show Luo teamed up to give NT $3,000,000.

Sound generous? Sure. But that doesn’t mean people won’t find things to criticize. The article is especially disdainful of the contributions from Jay and Jolin, noting that Jolin can surely afford to do more than be part of that joint gift (I’m not any kind of Jolin fan, but who’s to say she didn’t give the bulk of the funds there? We just don’t know). On Jay, well, it points out two things: one is that just last year he bought a ridiculously expensive sports car (which cost over a million dollars…. US dollars, that is. Wow.); the other is that he gave more than twice that to the Sichuan earthquake fund last year. (Is this trying to stir up some sort of cross-strait animosity? That was a much bigger crisis, I suspect.) Actually, as everyone knows, I never pass up an opportunity to mock Cowboy Jay, but I don’t see one here. If he wants to spend his money on sports cars, he can. I probably won’t like him any more either way, actually.

Ever the class act, in response to grumbling about the size of Jay’s donation, Leehom replied by noting that he has no doubt of Jay’s sincerity with the contribution, and reminding everyone that there’s a long road ahead and there will be plenty more opportunities for everyone to do some good. Mayday and S.H.E agreed (gosh, those are four words I hate seeing together) that what’s important is the spirit of generosity, not comparing numbers. Hear, hear.

Anyway, according to this report, in addition to the group contribution, Ashin’s company StayReal also contributed another NT$500,000, as well as donating 1,000 t-shirts and 3,000 towels to typhoon victims. (The rest of that article is about S.H.E and therefore not worthy of our attention.) (Okay, fine, they donated NT$600,000. Happy?)

I would like to applaud Ashin’s generosity and make a suggestion: maybe it’s time to donate those denim suspenders to a worthy recipient. Just a totally innocent and selfless suggestion.

Cowboy Jay as Kato?

Monday, August 10th, 2009

So everyone is talking about it: Jay Chou has been selected to play Kato to Seth Rogan’s Green Hornet in the film of the same name. There’s talk about how impressive he was in The Golden Flower (to Americans, supposedly, as he sure didn’t impress Asian critics), blah, blah, blah. But it seems to me that the producers of this film need to be asking themselves a few inconvenient questions: Why pick a guy who doesn’t do martial arts (and who has pretty famous back problems, remember those? The reason he couldn’t do military service?) to play a role once made famous by Bruce Lee? Why pick a guy who cannot act as anything other than a version of Jay Chou – quiet, brooding star – in anything?

Even more importantly, does it matter that Jay can’t actually speak anything recognizable to international audiences as standard English? I mean, Kato isn’t supposed to be some Mandarin-speaking dude that the Green Hornet just magically understands, right? (especially since the character has been in the past described as Japanese, Filipino and Korean, but never actually Chinese.) Am I forgetting some critical part of this story?

Finally, can we just all take a minute to mourn how breathtakingly awful the Mandopop album Jay will inevitably insist on putting out in the middle of filming is going to be? (He’s going to write Green Hornet themed songs, isn’t he? I shudder at the very thought.)

Netizens in Asia are asking another obvious question, which is why the director didn’t look for an Asian American actor – you know, one who can actually act and/or speak the language – to play the role. Someone like Leehom, maybe. Well, all I can say is if this is the sort of decision-making that is going into the movie, Leehom should consider himself lucky to have nothing to do with it, as it does not bode well.